MAY 19, 2008, PORTLAND OREGON, USA, PLANET EARTH
Today Barack Husain Obama revealed another side of his arrogant, contemptuous attitude toward ordinary hard-working humans on Planet Earth: He pompously proclaimed
"We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times...and then expect that other countries are going to say OK."
OBama may try to deny that he said it, but it will be difficult to make the denial stick, as there were 75,000 eye-witnesses to the campaign rally confession. Of course, we must ask Barack Husain for a little clarification:
Who is "we," Kimosabe--er, Barack Husain?
Are we to divine from this self-righteous bombast that the Senator, his Obamaship, and the anointed First-Lady-to-Be, Her Majesty Michelle, actually live in an eco-friendly, non-polluting, carbon-neutral, non-energy-consuming abode without benefit of such disgustingly American, Clingon-ish devices as central heat, central air conditioning, electric lights, AC current, microwaves, digital HDTV (and large-screen at that), stereo system, computers, radios, etc., etc.--or that they rigorously discipline themselves to keep that thermostat set on a minimum of 84* fahrenheit all summer, and a maximum of 58* all winter? Go on, Your Highnesses--just say you do it, we'll all believe you! If we don't pretend to believe you, you can accuse all of us of being racists! That'll frighten us into shutting up, won't it?
And by the by, Your Lordships--just what manner of carriage do you Cook County Aristocrats use to convey yourselves around your exclusive suburbs in Washington DC and Chicago? Go ahead and enlighten us self-indulgent Clingons, who use our SUVs to carry our kids to and from school and athletic events every day, and to transport dogs (another typical Clingon indulgence!) and groceries and laundry and business supplies on our no-doubt unnecessary daily rounds. Tell us what you drive, Your Lordships--or rather, what your chauffeurs drive for you.